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June 23, 2004 - 1:32 PM She's On Fire!Planty is dying and I blame nobody else but myself. I stopped talking to him and I think I mighta forgot to water him once or twice. I don�t put him in the sun anymore. One whole stem is black and shriveled up. Sorry Planty. I am killing you softly. And my boss just said I looked like a tramp�but in a good way. I think it�s the heels with the tight Capri jeans and feminine shirt that shows just a bit of the tops of my dirty pillows. (I�ll give you a high five and a make out if you can tell me where this quote is from: �Everyone can see your dirty pillows", "They're called breasts mama") She said that��You look trampy today�.but in a good way.�. I said, �You�re a bitch�but I mean that with the best intentions.� She laughed on the outside. I hope she laughed on the inside. Lookit my cool SpongeBob ring. It hasn�t broken yet. And I don�t even like SpongeBob exactly, but I like this ring. It does in no way kick the ass of my Ninja Turtle Ring (RIP), but it will do for now. Boss update. (shes a female boss btw). I ran into her by the copy machine and she said, �You�re not offended that I called you trampy are you?� and I said, �No.� and she said, �It�s just you look so girlie today. I�m not used to you wearing heels like that.� And I said, �It�s cool.� And then she tried to mack on me but I slapped her ass bad-girl-HARD and said, �Down Bitch!� and she chilled out and I said, �We�ll just forget that ever happened.� I think I have a strong case for sexual harassment. Although I think she might have one too considering that when we shared a suite in Vegas I asked her if she could wear her cop uniform for me and we could play high school girl out after curfew meets pervy policeman. � 9 That's so headgear...� Axis: Bold As Love - July 01, 2004Downside - June 30, 2004 random crap---its monday - June 28, 2004 Quest for Feet - June 25, 2004 I Don't Heart Gnats - June 24, 2004 |