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GIMMESOME!
matthew - 2004-06-11 21:09:19
FIGHT BACK!
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Michael - 2004-06-11 21:35:29
Are you sure little hands did not get to the box before you and pick out the strawberries.
Nice hands by-the-way.
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Kitty - 2004-06-11 21:54:44
Those pictures are so great! There's another strawberries cereal at Trader Joe's that has a much better ratio... I think it's called Organic Promise, or something? Hippie Freeze Dried Friendship Meal? I don't know.
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will - 2004-06-12 03:09:23
It's about time somebody sttod up to those bastards at the cereal companies!!!
Stick it to the (cereal)man.
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katie rfnbekrjnfef - 2004-06-12 14:58:18
you are the freezedried strawberries in my cereal bowl of life.
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peter in palm springs - 2004-06-12 16:03:48
tracy, i'm so sorry...i'd been meaning to write you to apologize, but, well, i had a piece of freezedried strawberry that i was still hydrating in my mouth from, well, a little jaunt i'll explain shortly, and i was just enjoying it too much. anyway, it wasn't trader joe's, nor the hilarious guys at the hi-lo with strawberries crew (though if there's any man-batter on those flakes, THAT was them...they think they're funny, but they're a bunch of stoners with no sisters, so you know...), nor even the usual drunks in the bush-cheney cabal, who fucked with your strawb supply. yep, i did it. who knew it'd come to you, who i esteem so? but i'm glad it did, or i'd still be wondering about the response it elicited. anyway, i found myself stealthing by cover of, well, twilight anyway, into a southern cal trader joe's packing/storage/shipping environment not too long ago (but not that recently either, if that gives you any idea why those flakes got stale), and once there and having placated the guard dobermans (really, just like beverly hills cop, who knew?!) with some tasty fruitsnack treats and an overturned vat of tzatziki, i went in search of REAL TROUBLE, when lo, there i spied a shipping container sized wall of your formerly hopefully favorite cereal. and, to really effect large-scale social havoc, i elected to find a box, just one, mind you, and well, yeah, i steamed open the seals, extracted (and boy am i glad i counted!) 44.5 (using your own counting method, for consistency) rather plump, wonderfully bright, sweet freezedried numnums, sealed the box, replaced it, and skulked off into the night to calculate the major stealth effort of 2005, which, based on this one's amazing success, will no doubt proceed in development through the summer. i'd like to offer my condolences, and even make it up to you, but sadly, that berry i was sucking back to life and plumpiness inside my cheeks above represented the last of my booty from the adventure. and some damn yummy booty it was. so, sorry 'bout that, friend. no compensation, no berry sweetness, no fresh flakes, only a windy explanation, far-fetched though it may be. good luck with your next shopping venture, though! mmmmmmm...
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xtx - 2004-06-12 22:44:42
you are a big stealthy freeze dried strawberry stealing freak pips. I hate you!
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p - 2004-06-14 12:41:34
oh, WERE it that i could be the person in your life who steals your berries, xtx........
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pips - 2004-06-14 21:39:50
ok, now i actually READ the reply...it's so genuine, sincere even...nearly deflates my obviously more believable explanation. i think you should write rod back, and ask for a single box of hilo, with exactly three and a half flakes, and all the rest strawberries. not only would that serve them right, but wouldn't that be a fucking awesome box of cereal?
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xtx - 2004-06-15 09:12:54
fucking brilliant idea Pips! I just might do that...
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