June 23, 2004 - 7:07 AM

Rock on

You’d think more people would be sadder to see that I died yesterday. Getting your brains bashed in after you’ve been raped by an angry scary man isn’t the bestest thing to experience so fuck all of you who didn’t send me flowers.

But I went to the white light and Gawd said I had unfinished business and needed to post more about masturbation and porn so here I am. I have no head, but still I manage to walk the earth.

In pretty shoes no less.

And I got an email from Trudge Gregory re: gully anything. I’m scared to open it. Who is this Trudge and what is the definition of gully? Would I actually want to gully ANYTHING? Maybe just gully some stuff, but not anything. I’m not that type of girl….just ask…um…I don’t know. But I will get back to you on that.

You might’ve noticed I’ve figured out how to do those linky things on the side. It’s only taken me two years…but there they are. THEN someone tells me there’s some sort of hierarchy thing about where you place people in the linky things…like if yer at the bottom I don’t like you so much and you are unimportant and suck really bad and have a comb over, but if yer at the top you reign supreme, have lots of important things going on in your life and your dick is 14” long.

I’d just like to publicly state that I had no idea about this whole high school cliquey thing on the sidebar links. I just learnded myself how to do it and started plugging in the code based on who is in my “favorite places” links in my Outlook Express or whatever the hell. So, screw you! You ALL have 14” dicks in my opinion. Except Katie…hers is 22”.

And I’d link Peter In Palm Springs if he had a website but he doesn’t but he should.

But his dick is still 14”…even without the link.

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