June 18, 2004 - 6:51 AM

Hi! I’m your xHostx and I’d like to welcome you to the June 18th episode of the BIRTHDAY SHOW!!! The unscheduled, unsupervised, unintelligible, unimaginative birthday tribute show where we bring on hot and sexy guests who happen to be having a birthday and tell them how great they are!

I wish I could say something stellar and spectacular about our next guest…..because he is both stellar AND spectacular….

But words cannot adequately express how incredible I think this young man is, but I will try a few:

Hysterical

Clever

Intensely sexy

Bordering on womanly sensitive

Smart

Stupid

Silly

Robot friendly

Musically genius

A survivor of sucky things

Understanding

Thoughtful

Pokeriffic

Creative

Excellently excellent

Crapfully caperish

Cool with a capital cool

King of the Mix CD Master Extraordinaire

One thing I can definitely say about this next guest is that I’m glad I’ve come across him in this world and I’m definitely better for it. He can teach you a lot…people….so listen up!

Please put your hands together for the one of a kind, bootie-lishiss, THIRTY YEARS OLD TODAY…. Will!!!!…still Being the Boy after all of these years!!

::::xhostsx voice drowned out by lollapalooza epic crowd response::::

::::cut to commercial while the xhostx body slams guest onto couch and grinds him into the springs while fiercely macking on him birthday style::::

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