June 03, 2004 - 6:40 AM

Ha.

The maid just busted in on me and I was naked with just this purple sarong thing draped around me…not even fastened.

I pulled it tight around my chest really quick all super-surprised like. Trying not to look embarrassed.

Yeah, she had knocked but I thought it was one of my kids being annoying. So I didn’t answer.

Haha jokes on me.

She didn’t speak English and there was a long moment of awkward confused conversation as she tried to ask me if I wanted my room cleaned.

“Clean room?” she asked.

“Later?” I suggested.

“Clean room?” she asked again, enthusiastically.

“Uh, yes..later?” I answered again…seeing where this was heading.

“Room clean?” she was nodding now.

Fuck it. I thought.

“Clean room! Clean room!” I agreed motioning her in.

Smiling and nodding she propped open the hotel room door with a balled up towel and came on in.

So here I sit naked under a purple sarong devoid of the shower I was just about to take waiting for her to finish up and leave.

Hi ho.

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