May 25, 2004 - 1:11 PM

LOOKIT MY BITCHASS PIMP MY RIDE SUPERFLY NINJA TURTLE RING!

KISS MY MUTHAFUCKIN’ NINJA TURTLE RING! IT RULES THE FUCKIN’ HOUSE! IT KILLS WITH A SINGLE DEATH BLOW! RODEO DRIVE AND JAY Z AINT GOT SHIT OVER THIS RING. JOHNNY COCHRAN CAN KISS MY NINJA TURTLE RING WEARING ASS!

I FUCKING ROCKED TO THE 20TH POWER OF ROCKINGNESS THE 3 DAYS I WORE THAT KICKASSKICKASS RING UNTIL IT BROKE RIGHT AROUND LUNCHTIME YESTERDAY.

WOE IS ME

THAT’S SOME SEXY SHIT RIGHT DERE DAT HAD TO BE REITERATED AND SOME SHIT.

NIGGAH PLEASE I AM FUCKIN’ SURLY AS ALL GET OUT CUZ THE MAN MADE ME SIT IN A 2 HOUR MEETING FOR NO REAL REASON WHATSOVER AND THEY FINALLY DIMISSED ME AFTER I SUGGESTED WE MAKE A STUFFED HORSE THAT HAD A MESSAGE ON IT THAT SAID “RIDE ME HARD!”

I CAN’T HELP IT IF THEY’RE NOT TRENDSETTERS LIKE I AM.

NOW I HAVE TWO HOURS OF WORK I NEED TO RECAPTURE.

WHERE’S MY TIME MACHINE?

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