May 24, 2004 - 9:01 PM

You know what I don't get?

People reading books in bookstores.

Yeah, that sounds dumb.

Yes. It does.

I mean, cuz like, you're supposed to read books in bookstores. But, like, not SIT and READ the books.

Sure, yeah, pick up a book, flip through it. Maybe read a page or two...mabye the inside flaps and the back and even the spine of the book.

But, why are you sitting in a big worn out chair with your buddy reading a book at your leisure?

Isn't that what a LIBRARY is for?

Like, (boy, I'm using a lot of "likes" right now), if I want to read a book, I BUY it.

Then I can take it home and READ it.

I mean, do they like (!) earmark the page and shove it WAAAYYY back on the shelf so they can come back tomorrow and pick up where they left off?

Is there an entire, like, ( i just threw that one in there for fun) underground weasel out of buying a book scene that I just don't know about?

I get standing by the magazine rack thing. I mean, they're full of ARTICLES that you can finish in under 10 minutes. But, unless yer Evelyn Wood, I just don't see you finishing a 350 page novel while sitting in Barnes & Noble one afternoon.

I'm sorry. This just always puzzles me. Like... I don't know why.

Fer sure.

p.s. I need a killer stripper song. Help me.

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