May 10, 2004 - 8:33 PM

I haveta go to the Pie Doctor in some days.

The last time I went to one was about two presidencies ago.

Not my favorite thing.

So, it's a good thing that my pie will be examined by a professional very soon. All of these amateurs haven't told me a god damned thing!

ha.

so, what's the pubic hair etiquette nowadays?

I'm guessing with the changed times in regard to pubic hair design, most giney doctors are pretty accustomed to the shave down.

I would think.

I'm guessing it's not a surprise to them that there is not a lot of hair down there for most women.

So, I wouldn't be so concerned with my thatch, if not for the teeny, tiny fact that I only have half a bush.

The cookie hasn't left me.

But I'm thinking, that might be a little too odd for the pie doc. Maybe they would raise their eyebrows upon viewing my snatch.

Maybe it would result in water cooler talk between giney professionals.

"Hey Stan, you'll never guess what this chick had between her legs today."

"Oh, really Bob? I could tell you stories..."

"Well Stan, let me tell you...."

blahfuckingblah

Yeah, so I'm thinking it's time for the B&W Cookie to take a hiatus.

Back to the boring, predictable landing strip... So ho hum.

Boring pubes.

Le sigh.

Yeah, so....I told someone I was gonna take a big, stinky, lump of a link dump on my blog for him today and I've had a few ideas on how I could present it.

At first I thought of this one: "Proof that pot smoking isn't bad for you"

Then, "A Bong's Best Friend"

and way out there was, "He Gives Good Sign Jobs"

But I think I'm gonna go with;

Rock on.

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