April 26, 2004 - 9:48 AM

I woke up this morning with duct tape on both of my nipples and artistic photos of two different guys’ nutsacks on my digital along with a growing recollection that I had quite possibly proven (via digitals) I was growing an up n coming, new fangled pubic hair style that is all the rage in Paris as well as in the suburbs of Tallahassee.

I think I need to stop drinking.

Or maybe just stop carrying a camera.

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