April 19, 2004 - 6:16 PM

Like I said...I got way too drunk Friday night.

It all started out so innocently.

And where it went wrong...I don't know.

But that's a lie. I do know.

It would have to be all of the alchohol I imbibed.

Which led to my assault on hot female objects within my reach.

Like this one:

And this one:

And remember me talking about "firsts" a couple of months ago when I rode that mechanical bull?

Well, I had a first this drunken eve.

I was in a wet t-shirt contest.

Well, actually, it wasn't so much a wet t-shirt contest as it was a waitress spilling a tray full of drinks on me.

Which was a first...

Boy did I smell good!

Eau de Bar Swill.

Good thing the waitress was ultra-concerned about the floor getting mopped because in my wet condition, I didn't want anyone to trip on the beer/wine/vodka drips falling from the hem of my shirt.

But eventually, we got some dry rag towels from somebody that worked there and I had many volunteers to mop me up.

So, all in all, it was a good evening.

Even if I did forget most of it.

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