February 25, 2004 - 12:28 PM

I like to write in the morning when I’m not fully conscious and have that free form thing going on which normally I can only get when I’ve had some wine or lots of coffee hence the morning and since I can’t drink wine at lunch time I’m forced to self-inspire and I have a hard time doing that.

So whatever.

What I really want to tell you is:

I am starting a trend in pubic hair design.

I call it The Black and White Cookie.

The cookie refers to….well, “the cookie”. You know…the cookie all the men want a bite of?

The black and white represents the pubic hair.

More specifically, pretend the black side is fuzzy with hair and that the white side is bald and bare.

Wa-LAH! The black and white cookie cut!

I’m growing mine right now.

I got bored of the landing strip. So, the other night, while shaving the right side of the runway, I didn’t feel like doing the other half. So I stopped.

And the idea for the black and white cookie was born.

I may market it and introduce it to waxing salons across America. The window posters will feature the shot of a woman’s naked lap with a black and white cookie where her cookie would normally be. Below, the slogan would read, “Black and White Cookies Served Here….”

I see a line of t-shirts and low-rise panties down the line as well.

I can’t wait until the black side is all grown in so the contrast is striking….like the cookie. It’s kind of like my own personal terrarium.

My life is hopping with excitement…let me tell you.

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