2004-01-12 - 6:23 p.m.

I'm being forced to go to Cheesecake Factory tonight.

Normally I wouldn't have to be forced, but I just came from the gym, I'm all sweaty, my hair is in a ponytail. This means I'll have to take a shower, get dressed and try to bring my hairdo back from the dead.

It's a "client dinner". Woo Hoo. (no excitement intended)

At least I won't be paying and I think I'll just get drunk so I can make sexual innuendo comments to whomever is there.

Maybe it will bring in more business.

Plus, it's gonna eff with my weight loss efforts. You see, today I won a work related weight loss challenge. About 12 people at my job entered into a contest to see who could lose the most weight over the holidays. Everyone put in twenny bux and whoever lost the most come 1/12/04 got the cash. We started this thing before Turkey Day.

Well, I won.

Well, I tied.

There was this other guy that lost 7 pounds same as me.

I walked away with a cool $140..cold cash. (but it coulda been $280...damn...)

Being a loser never felt so good.

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